Richard Loek

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Category Archives: Funny Friday

Market Update JOKE

Market Update JOKE

Hello, I heard this joke today at the Center for Spiritual Living in San Jose.  Enjoy this light hearted stock market update as we approach the Presidential Election Tuesday. Today’s Market Update Joke: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered… Read More

NBA Finals, Game 7

Mary and I are getting ready for game 7 of the NBA Finals.  LeBron is not ready for what we are bringing to the game!  BRING IT LeBron.  Time of Golden State to get their THUG on! So far into LeBron’s head that he is now hearing our voices, his little voice was benched for… Read More

Living on fixed income

Here is a funny way to reduce your expenses.  I think the author is conservative on the savings. Subject: Fw: Home Security for Seniors Now that I’m on a fixed income, I’ve disconnected my home alarm system. I also decided to turn off my external lights and resigned from Neighborhood Watch. To save money I’ve… Read More

I’m going to get in trouble for this one

I can’t help but share this commercial! ROFL – did you ever wonder where ice cream comes from?  If you ever had wanted to find out this commercial clarifies it completely! Bold, outrageous and very funny! If this interests you: http://SquattyPotty.com – getting glitter in your ice cream?   Read More